"Projects Over Parties" Split-Life Tee

Two sides. One choice.
On the right: neon lights, loud music, and people living it up.
On the left: dim garage, jackstands, busted knuckles, and the satisfying chaos of a work-in-progress.

This is for the ones who skip the party to build the dream.
Because while they’re out popping bottles, you’re popping valve covers.
While they’re chasing the night, you’re chasing horsepower.
And honestly? You wouldn’t have it any other way.

With the slogan “Projects Over Parties,” this split design is a visual mic drop for every builder who’s ever said, “Sorry bro, I’ve got wrenching to do.”

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat